...I AM getting too old. Last night was the much-anticipated "Mr. Cougar" contest and it was
not fun for me at all. The entire evening, I stood and watched the horror unfold (okay I'm exaggerating a little here...but not much) as contestants performed the crudest, most altered versions of the acts they had worked to make even marginally wholesome for last week's screenings.
Just to give you a flavor for the evening, let's just say the previously mentioned mankini made an illegal appearance. That "phenomenon" happened early on and the night only got worse from there. I am now ready for a complete overhaul of this contest in future years, if it even happens.
Parent Conferences tomorrow night. As our favorite yellow
hunny-eating bear would say, "Oh, bother!"
2 comments:
I told my 8th graders today about the contest at your school and the mankini... they all proceeded to talk like Borat for the rest of the day.
Sounds to me like Mr. Cougar needs to be slaughtered. I hope that there weren't any grandparents there! :)
I bet that is the end of Mr. Cougar for a while!
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